You may fool all the people some of the time

“You may fool all the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you cant fool all of the people all the time.” Abraham Lincoln.

I was thinking… I could ask the government for 12 billion pounds to organise some games. You know the sort of thing, have them running around in silly shorts and the fastest one gets a prize. With 12 billion quid I might run to medals! I could probably get the National Lottery to donate a few quid to train them. After all, 12 billion is a drop in the ocean. The country is 7.9 trillion in debt according to the Tax Payers Alliance.

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19, August 2012 | Categories: Humour | Tags: a zillion ideas, Abraham Lincoln, Beijing Olympics, China, Facebook, Indiana Jones, London Olympics, Manor House - West Bromwich, National Lottery, Wolverhampton, Wolverhampton university | 2 Comments